The plot unfolds
The drama rises
About to be told
Are the characters’ surprises
About this time
When you’re hooked like an addict
You think in your mind
“What’s a Flush’O’matic”
That’s right. An ad
Always a bad time
Right before the bad
Commit the crime
Buy this door
Get the **** free
You can’t find it in stores
It’s offered only on TV
Ten minutes to call
We’ll even finance it
Short supply, so don’t stall
You don’t want to chance it
Been in a wreck?
I’m an attorney-at-law
I’ll get you a check
Or charge nothing at all
Now back to the show
It’s been half an hour
With your brain shot
You turn off the power