Luscious Legs, Plump *******,
Succulent thighs.
These ladies know how
to appeal to us guys.
My brother’s no different
as he grabs for a breast.
Each guy has a favorite.
A part he loves best.
Me. I’m a leg man,
my preference well known.
I like my bird
with some meat on the bone.
The Colonel’s our ****,
and he keeps us supplied
with the parts we prefer
Extra Crispy deep fried.