Throw me a bone, I beg you I plead! Don't make me grovel from down on my knees! I want to write verses, stanzas, and rhymes I want to write odes that span hundreds of lines! You don't understand the depths I would go if only you'd let my creativity flow within me there's power of unfathomable wonder I will rip apart planets, I'll tear universes asunder! I want to dip my brush into the paint of my mind and just go to town until my mind paint is dried. Paint that will land on more than the canvas the floor, ceiling and walls will be stained with this madness!
My mind is spinning with various hues greens, reds, and yellows -- purples and blues My heart's 'bout to beat right out of my chest and trust me, dear brain, that'd be a magnificent mess If I go too much longer, I may go insane and start writing of kumquats who dance in the rain with whom are they dancing out there in the rain? Why, none other than the late Saddam al Hussein and those kumquats are making Saddam a mite jealous due to the fact that they have much better moustaches And why do kumquats have moustaches you wonder? I'm so glad you asked, 'cause they're from the Down Under Yes those kumqats were Australian, but they're not long for that land Tom Selleck just ate 'em. Rhyme like Yoda, I can
See what you do, when you do this to me? When the one thing you do is not a **** thing?
My apathetic brain, why must you sit here and fight Put down your defenses, and just. let. me. WRITE.