Cosmic man
must have waited forever to learn about sarcasm.
Poor guy probably had to watch sunrises
and sleep outside like a ***.  
Even bums have the TVs in store window.
I bet he never even knew how bored he was.

Cosmic man
he must have liked the sound of birds singing
and probably ******* on all the fish.  
That was like
the only music he could listen to.
He probably doesn't know that nature is a ******* sell-out.

Cosmic man
probably thought he loved his family.
He probably never ran away from home
because his Dad's a ****.
He probably never got tell his Dad
******* in front of all his friends.
He probably never stole his Dad's car
just to show him how he's a **** facist.
I'll bet he cried when his Dad died,
and that's just sad.

Cosmic man
you are our wailing wall.
You stand, made from the same rock they used to break your skull.
Felt the unbearable pain of waking up before 9.
You had to hold
in all the universe
so we could pick through it.
He waited forever so we could tell him it wasn't worth it.
Cosmic man probably doesn't know how ironic that is.