I have a friend in north Wales She's a scouser but lives in Rhyl Her job is taking care of young adults Who have learning dificulties They live in hostels where they are overseen By my friend and her colleagues So, another friend of our's rang her at work And asked if she was busy She said that she wasn't as they were all out So and so had gone shopping with so and so Someone else had gone here Another had gone there And one had gone to the harpoonist As usual, for lessons From a harpoonist? Yeah, you know Someone who plays harp