today is ****** monday there's one knocking on my front door he is scribbled and bleeding from his forearms, he carries a pigeon on a leash and gets high on hotrod drivers' eyes. i'll give him two pints of hillbilly sugar and a book of voodoo pictures, but he insists upon my daughter and at least 3 lines of coke. instead i hand him a corn on the cob and the number of the girl scout troop up the road, he asks me for one more moose head and although i'm almost out, the sun is still yellow so i pour him a double brandy because today is ****** monday there's one driving naked down a one way street