Earthquakes every day, earthquakes every hour
A 12.0 in California...with fear you will now cower

Then there's New Madrid, but not to worry not to fret
Yellowstone will blow! And everything you can forget

But it ain't over 'till it's over, and it ain't over yet!
An asteroid will get you...do you twitch and sweat?

Everyone relax! Be happy with much glee
Our Government will save us...if it survives from WW3