Oh, boredom Oh, anti-muse that makes my brain feel like pea soup, not the kind of pea soup with bits of savory ham floating beneath the surface like little treasures. Really I enjoy pea soup but I'd rather my brain not feel like food, a most controversial subject. Oh, but give me controversy, be un-still my heart. Give me a floor to sweep a public figure to despise a novel to write give me someone to love. Or else I am left listing dog breads alphabetically and I always miss some of the b's because there are so many: basenji, Bernese mountain dog, is rarely found on a mountain, bloodhound, Boston terrier, bouvier. Or else I am left counting the shades of green in a forest, too many to count once you start paying attention. As many as the number of days it takes for a friend to become a lover, as many as the number of traffic cones in the city of Boston.