leftover clementine peels and apple cores in the kitchen sink garbage disposal:
haven for the rise of the lord of the fruit flies.
this, my greatest adversary.
i lay vinegar and wine traps, and, at various junctures, lead spray sorties where they congregate with all-purpose cleaner in hand --- even swat at them with my other free hand like King Kong did helicopters, whilst holding a screaming kicking Ann Darrow in her small little nighty,
and i watch, haughtilyΒ Β
as they fall before mine victorious feet.
and i beat my chest.
then i suddenly feel horribly conflicted in the clutches of such a merciless slaughter.