honest to god, with trans-gender i'm retro-******, and i know why the homosexuals were given all the pleasures of heterosexual coupling of social responsibility but not given the opinions, the homosexuals complained that the trans-gender movement dis-appreciated the appreciation of the male physique, god isn't beauty tyrannical, whether here on the anorexic catwalk? god isn't beauty tyrannical, the sea and the mountain, what beauty... but what tyranny! so the laws favoured homosexuals, they were given freedoms akin to heterosexual relations, they were even given the new breed of *******, the surrogate mothers... what a poker game this has become! god almighty, i'm about to faint! well, you keep looking for genitalia, i'll just take a u-turn and talk to you about T R A N S E TH N I K U S - trans-ethnicity, trans-ethnic and retro-******, synonyms of heterosexual and bilingual non-respectively... and i got a helium balloon handy to mind the writing... chimp-chap and chipmunks - breeze! breezy! breezy! ooh yeah! tina turner gorged on tunas lodged with sardines canned!*
these days it should be called retro-******
rather than heterosexual... just to spice things up - via
in politics telling us to curb colonising the continent of
vocabulary, i.e.: hey foot in New England isn't exactly
Iowa! get the ******* out!
teach them the english language
and censor them with political correctness -
even Stalin would find this approach funny -
'what?! no purges?! ha ha,
this is fantastic!' it's like the everyday
grey experience of failed
abortion and premature cancer
of existence just got a knee stuck
in its mouth - is that chew choke
or chow mein?! i doodle, don't know -
it might be a Caravaggio in the attic
or Anne Frank in the basement -
but given the populace it's still
a **** tourist trip - so take that
******* selfie with a selfie stick
and chomp a hamburger like
a turkey force-fed before thanksgiving.
no, i'm seriously retro-******...
i faked the *** and had a conversation,
neither worked - i mean it
worked faking it - but then the *** dried
and ******* took over
like i was re-experiencing puberty -
and she moaned that it was sick -
that one direction icon left the band
because he wasn't allowed to don a beard...
or smoke a joint...
forget the 1960s Renaissance,
forget the Holocaust deniers,
come and meet the 1960s Anglo-Renaissance
deniers... **** didn't happen...
oompa loompa do'ba'de'do (insert H when required) -
prof. Kleks - kleksografia - kaczka dziwaczka -
and other hits - well, mm, d'uh,
imagine trans-
(+) -esse -
not gender related - but hence
the polak plumbers and other noose educators,
keenly the rus applaud -
τρανσεθνικóς -
two golds and one silver at the european
championships of weight-lifters:
rank 1 / ****** 1 / clean & **** 2
name: tomasz ZIELINSKI (bernard)
body weight: 93.7kg
******: 176kg
clean & ****: 211kg
Σ: 387kg.
ants laughing in the background:
'check out my exoskeleton!'
'boy! you and yo mush inside!'
'keep the hard outside and the soft inside!'
'pecking the pecks of those naked monkeys...
boy, i would!'
'give 'em to the earthworms if they're not
smart to be burned!'
'goth macabre i too would endorse for a stable diet.'
'mm, twice the body weight at the limit
for them, and x5 for our ontological allowances.'
'you know they call it a natural border of tribes,
the franks to one side, the germans to the other,
the rhine in between.'
'well, d'uh, you ever much wood with rotten wood
with termites?'
'that's beside the point.'
'well, whatever it is,
termites are... slogans for culture...
their mounds rock hard from institutionalised
saliva squirting -
what do we have?
forest mounds the size of moles unearthing
protected with twigs and our swarming bodies...
we live underground - the termites became
audacious.'
'oh stop it, i'm enjoying the joke
that humans can only lift over twice their body weight
while we can lift five times our weight.'