My internet has been all jacked up
Can only get on thirty seconds at a time
I'm about to the point where I am fed up
About to call and give a piece of my mind

I pay every month to get service around here
And lately it has been unsatisfactory
It has been so choppy and hasn't been clear
It's really been making my temper refractory

But maybe it has to do with the stormy weather
It has been raining around here the past few days
But I still wish that the connection would come together
I am really tired of the way this connection plays

Maybe it's a sign that I should take a break for awhile
And to step outside and breathe in the fresh air
It's been way too long and I have forgotten how to smile
If I wouldn't have shaved my head I'd be pulling out my hair