The coolest **** Is found in all sorts of places In the middle of nowhere Don't know what pushed me to go there At the bottom of a pile Boy did that take me a while. One color matches all Wearing it from spring to fall Dark and savvy round and round Doesnβt even weigh a pound The smaller the better I say Though there more and more you have to pay It feels like the extension of my body With these you will never go faulty Flat feet bring you closer down Heel pain like biting hounds What we have is a relationship A strictly love hate regiment It's not obsessive, recurring from the past Small and simple is all I ask Two, three colors it's too much Add a pattern and I feel stuffed Soft foam flat from all our travel But we're proud of the mysteries we unravel Top plastic makes us tangle tight Sometimes you give my edges fight I'd never trade you for the world Youβre my Flip Flops, You're my girl.