Third grade was a long year she said They had habits like coffins And rulers like hammers And the Sisters of the Blessed ****** Mary Showed slightly less mercy she said Than the Sister for whom they were named And St. Brigid loved learning But the one who went home and Told her father I hit her Was no saint she said Though she wanted to be a nun she said And the nuns in San Anselmo Were like dying and going to heaven she said And the air in the city Was like breathing a bruise And Auntie Rose was a fixer-upper she said And she said Thank you.