Being called a ****** is something I don’t mind In fact it's really okay and it's rather kind I don't think it is offensive or even a sick joke What’s a man supposed to do without a **** to poke Okay he could stick his **** between two bits of Spam But he really needs a hot moist **** to be a real man If her *****'s on the blob he could settle for an **** The ******* of both these holes simply is pure class
There are guys who prefer a **** and like a manly *** A tighter hole maybe prefered to make those fellows *** To **** a bloke if you're straight is an equivalent to a slum Or even a taboo ****** act like ******* your own mum.
Manly ***** and dangly parts are really not for me I don't bend to hairy **** it's not where I would be Girly ***** and smoother bums is what I want to see I'd rather **** my own **** than **** a guys jacksy
Pulling a huge Horses Plonker only fools like Rodney Trotter Or Blind Wizards with broken glasses like Harry ******* Potter Don't **** on your **** to hard you may just *** a cropper Especially if you ***** up in a helmet belonging to a copper.
I would never bash the bishop what would the churches say To find me with a spunky hat and that their faiths turned gay We don't want ***** clergymen who **** on the silver tray Vicars ******* choir boys keep those cassock fanciers at bay
I would'nt choke the chicken because I don't think I could But the staff at Kentucky Fried Chicken they probably would. They would lick your ***** up because its finger licking good. And use their special wipe up towel to clean up your manhood. With its lemon fragrance you will have good smelling wood. Around your shaft and helmet and beneath your ******* hood.
Would I ever yank my plank like the pirates of the seas The extention of my log when I'm on my ******* knees My hand around my fishing rod and giving it a squeeze Using a hand action to squeeze out my cream cheese *** is flowing down my shaft like honey from the bees I'll keep pumping on my rod and creaming in the breeze
Have you ever seen those fellows praying down at the synagogue ? From their own expressions they've been flogging their own log Take a look at their robes the bottom stained with their eggnog Either that or they have been ******* some old scruffy dog I don't think that they bothered their heads are in a fog With all that ******* worship they would **** a big fat hog
So I'm slowly warming to it but maybe when I'm ****** And I can't get no ***** and its the last thing on my list I may take myself in hand my **** clutched in my fist Then I may consider having a swift one of the wrist If you end up watching then please excuse the mist I'll carry on with the hope that my **** gets kissed
Because Wanking is an activity that in all honesty all men do Something that comes to hand when you can't get a good ***** When your **** gets harder and we think of god knows who We grab our piece of man meat and imagine that *** stew
I'll have to keep on wanking I can never get enough Off all that lovely ***** because finding it is tough Nothing is more satisfying than diving in the **** Legs open wide will always be something I will stuff Instead of wanking I would rather stick it up your chuff But I'll probably end up looking a bit scraggy and ruff
So I will keep on going until my **** is old and worn With all that ******* wanking whenever I get the horn Popping my sweet cornels just like children of the corn Watching ****'s and ******* or granny ******* ****