I like the way teeth are when they don't fit together Overcrowded and coffee stained I didn't want a string of pearls Or an assembly line of bleached profits Much to my dismay I was blessed with metal wires chaining my freedom down. Two years and a mouth full of venom later they were stripped from my bones and left the enamel screaming. "Now, wear your retainer" mother says But the wiser me decides that my teeth were never meant to be straight just as my crooked mind is going straight to hell And I like the way my best friend says my name with her tongue protruding her unaltered grin How the 'S' sounds like a sly snake stealing from the thrift store on the busiest corner in town The way my heart stings as if I've been bitten I am Medusa I try to convince myself I cannot turn myself to stone But there I freeze as the alarms ring