i did the
loose weight
superhero ****...
what now?
oh right, gain weight
and take the ****
out of fashion magazines:
aye captain my captain.
listen, i'm only "fat" because
i drink, on most days
i eat a sandwich a day...
you get me off the alcohol
and trap sugar with tax
i'll just enforce the fat in...
got in before the central heating
and gas cookers... nonetheless:
i'd make the perfect lumberjack!
chop chop ooh, chop choppy chop oh ooh!