Did you see all the nice things they wrote?
All the praise they gave me,
Did you see it?
Sixty-five different people all at once,
Did you see how many people liked the picture?
Are you proud of me?
I've been checking the page
Every hour
Yesterday there was a new notification
Every time I looked at my phone...

And to think I've been worried
That I didn't have any friends
Down here in the big smoke
All I needed to do
Was change change my profile picture!