Ain’t No Shame In Bein’ A Redneck

Hey girl where you going?

I’m very much a talker

Cos I can’t dance good

And I never been a stalker

Where you off to my l’il lady?

Hop in my left seat for a ride

Wind it up or slow it right down –

I can get you to the other side

I’m just a country boy

And I can take you up city streets, country roads

Just a poor l’il redneck

But I’m sure I can get you to where you want to go

I got a full tank of gas

I got an all-terrain SUV

You sure do look good

Buckled up next to me

I can take you up the fast lane

I can drive you round the cones

I can take you slow through the forests

I can take you fast through 30 zones

I got air conditioning in here

Chamois leather seats as soft as babys butts

I can take you across the smooth asphalt

I can take you through the deep ruts

Putting on my aviators

Just let me know if we’re getting close

We can slip on out

Or we can take the main roads.

Just listen to the music

And i can listen to you if you like

I can rev the V8 and take you there

Be it day or be it night

I got fully automated

And a nice little gear change

I got super beam headlights

With a three hundred foot range

I can go on the straight and narrow

I can take you down winding roads

Nothing’s a problem for us; we know where we come from

And I can get you where you need to go

Yeah, I don’t dance so good

But I’m a country boy,

A nice little country boy.

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