I once met a suit salesperson on the street. He approached me and said "My hands craft magic, do you want to buy a suit?"

I asked, "how much for it? And size?"

He replied, " one grand. And don't worry it contains magical elements, the size doesn't matter".

I gave him the money and he asks me "you ready?"

I nodded my head to indicate yes.

He handed me a deck of cards and said "you now have a full suit".

Worst one grand I have ever spent ever.