I went to a circus once.
The clown told me his red nose,
Was in fact just a hollowed out red ball.

So in one performance,
He asked me up to be his guest,
He said 'Grab the red nose'...

Amidst the panic,
and severe stage fright.

I grabbed his crotch.

Now I always wonder,
How many clowns can I fit in my hand,
I mean my car.....