I'm Ridgey the rabbit shooter, that's who I am
I'll shoot your rabbits bang bang bang!
So if there's a problem give me a call
I'll shoot your rabbits but I'll not get 'em all
I'll tell you a story and keep you amused
But if you upset me no bounds what I'll do.

So if you're passing by one day
Be sure to stop and give us a wave
I'm usually here, lurking about
So if I see you I'll give you a shout
I'm Ridgey the rabbit shooter make no mistake
My talk is plain and my aim is straight.