Are you despondent and forlorn? About you no one cares
Do you mope and pout? Does your brain need some repairs?
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All day you sulk and sob, you wine and cry and moan
No one says hello...don't call you on the phone
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Woe is me you only cry, such a tragedy you are
All the time you get beat up, for you that's right on par
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But you're stupid and you're ugly! And your breath stinks really bad
You're a Dorkwad Geek! How very very sad
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You need to see a Doktor! A Dorkwadoloigest real quick
He'll fix your stupid ***, he'll beat it with a stick