I was flying home from Denver and the man next to me ordered 3 double vodkas slipping the stewardess a hundred bucks by the end of the flight he was asking me to come home with him he had a sheepskin bed throw that would keep us perfectly warm this chill winter night I refused called him a drunk freak and giggled when he stumbled down the escalator and split a **** in his forehead that cracked like like Easter smothered in chocolate frosting