I'm coming home Here I am, it is I I announce my return Through the valley of broken glass I trudge I carry the weight of all the things I have done With broken back and feeble legs I will plop my self on your couch I have learned many things and broken many more But I am coming home I must return I have seen the horrors of man I have faced my demons No one was ready for it but surprise here I am so please, make me a *** of coffee I am so weak But I am coming home and just as soon I will leave