I hate trains Not as much as planes But it beats walking in the rain Don't sit there That seats reserved I'm saving it for my new best friend Once she hops on I'll be at the end To the end of the line Til the end of time I said that you would be mine But this train is running late So I must account for this change of fate You missed your chance The doors have closed We left you on the platform in your lonely trance But of course it must be my fault You couldn't read the schedule I transposed Just a minute too late You were busy filling your plate I was busy filling your place This train I'm on only goes one way Its moving forward Its taking me away