You told me I was wrong I nodded and said "I am wrong" And I am But You still have my uncle’s guitar And my uncle doesn’t know After telling me the story of how you found A guitar in the house when you bought it And sold it for a lot because it was rare And my guitar might be rare And you are gonna tell people He never asked for it back when he left Or what about the sweater-jacket thing I gave you That probably still smells like me Or maybe it just smells like you now Or maybe it just smells like **** Because maybe it’s in the swamp With the guitar I’m not going to ask for them back And what about my virginity I won’t ask for that back either Nor will I ask for the months back So, we're even (And if we're not please let me know)