or as one elephant said to the safari new clad in tourist t-shirts and shorts: you're about as close to me as me being ivory as you are to the Eiffel tower from frowning Kenya... here... have an **** burp ripple along with dust to please the photograph for a would-be stampede... irony starving *******... ****** a girl while she was on her period... beat that: ******-**** all clad with deserted skin globs of the **** pulled off.