The gay men can't keep secrets.
The ****** hurt my feelings.
Fast woman are great for a night,
but putting more effort into  
them than that can leave a man's
heart pulverized and his mind paranoid.
Jesus was right about one thing
“Leave her alone.”
My friends help me out a whole lot
but I get the feeling I always let them down.
Older folks always want to discuss
politics, but what do they have to say?
They haven't worked in years.
Stare down the loaded gun of management
or do your best to fill out the confusing
scroll they call an online application  
and tell me that things used to be done this way.
Dogs are kind to me, just like waitresses
but just like waitresses, don't they have to be?
I'd love a cat but I'm allergic.  **** it.
I'm getting a gold fish.