It is the mornings When my hat sits askew The top plate won’t quite fit I get a sideways glance from the dogs I am pretty sure They kept my real body And sent a clone home – Sometimes my shoes seem to big Or my belt to tight Grab my **** to *** And notice a new mole It is these instances I am pretty sure The experiments ran long And they were forced Into a quick fix I am just not always myself – Sure, I have my memories Smell similar My wife loves me Cat rubs against my legs But I can’t shake the feeling My body is not my own It is a loner Sent from above To keep up appearances All the while I lay on a slab suspended in space Getting a little extra prodding –