i just want to stay up to midnight and watch the footie... see, already, it's there, he wannabe blind man turning phonetics upside down using optical symbols to sing with his eyes closed and acting out a sloth piece of a stage's curtain call for encore, footie can be american slang for football: or ensure a bag of flour explodes while i get scalped; otherwise footie means football: you know it's round enough to be kicked rather than thrown for a touchdown... never got the hang of it... n.f.l. means as much to me as does excess of hair on a cranium crop of expected hair with no beard, and vice versa, loss of hair and a donned beard for the plucked sucker of the 2nd ball drop... baldy over here met elvis and in levis took to a cattle stampede with aria: la la la lee lo lo he he (mike jackson slam dunks a quack for the moon pond, like it was n.b.a. anyway: walking on ice the musical... now the encore... signature the sound of applause); so this married man is rebelling...watches football till midnight, rebel... watches the footie... a. foot, i.e. b. foot, e c. foot eeh d. footy e. foo' tea f. foo' tee now you guess the accent... cumbrian? glaswegian? north london or brick lane? which? a, b, c d or e or f?^ see what happens being judgemental and sober? you get drunks doing picassos! and that's not good not good one bit for the worth of investment in plagiarisms. the stressor marks / diacritical marks missing in english obviously gave us scot spelling and a welsh 1 + 1 of a ******* longbow stylistic for the v long before churchill... i wanted gaelic i got trainspotting spelling... about as relevant as catcher in the rye relevant by now... so... don't teach accent rubrics... and you'll get a heartfelt superiority in the former colonies, while the pigeons coo: or simply curl the famished tongues that were silenced for man to speak in spasms of an electrician checking the sockets for an electric depth of the pigeons' coo into an aqualine echo of a sneeze, if not snorkel or a gesundheit. ^*i hate how syllable splitting into compounds show diacritical marks all too relevant, missing.