I graduated college
In the year 2008

I have $2.88
In my checking account

I like youtube documentaries
And fresh fruits

I spend many hours
At the gym

I used to see a therapist
But she left me

I see my three friends
A few times a year

I refuse to work
A 40 hour work week

I know one day
The markets will
Be out of food

One day life will become
Terrible

I am a human being
I was born to suffer
Pointlessly

I talk to women
In an adult chat room

And pleasure myself
While they pleasure themselves
On their chaturbate cams

I enjoy Ovaltine

I would play golf
But I can't afford it

Everything costs money
And I don't have any

Jesus was poor
I'm poor too

Middle class Americans
Love money

I don't care
About money