New Year’s Eve how fine it was Red wine and grilled meat An exhibitionist dance alone On wooden legs Fell into a lake of wine almost Drowned till someone pulled the plug And he waded ashore to the strand of Safe temperance Today he sits in the corner of the restaurant A plate of soup and a bottle of water Around him, tables are full of revellers who Try to stretch The New Year Eve just a bit longer. He looks at the people and wonders Who will be alive next year?