It's dangerous to be on anything that isn't a precipice. **** your flat-footed surety! Sometimes the solidarity you stand on is far too smoothed over by heat and applause for you to try to walk it without a razor-sharp railway under you. Like, that scene in Donnie Darko where the rainbow bubbles know which step you'll take to the fridge, the couch, the TV. I'm talking about irony! How it's the only way to not slip. Someday you'll realize how the great Dog above didn't always mean for us to be so literal.