Osama liked his days of glory Until the Seals made it gory But there's no grieving this barbarian He slew so many innocents He deserved his fast descent The world is richer far without the man
He died a bullet in his head Some celebrate his being dead Except for those who wished he'd felt more pain Some would have pulled his toenalls, all And shot him thrice between the ***** Then pulled his teeth not using novocaine
We chased him for the last decade And finally his bill is paid We all feel blessed his murdering is through They threw his carcass in the sea No angel welcome, c'est la vie To Satan's antichrist, to Hell with you
Thus reads the story of Osama Who should have listened to his Mama But went about destroying the peace They vowed to catch the shifty **** The man GW fumbled on But Obama sent him down to meet the Beast