I just got myself so ****** on Christmas Eve
Santa Claus comes tonight.

I wonder how many more times
I'll type your three letter name
Into the search engine of my mind
Type, click, type.
Rewrite, erase, rinse.

Theres really quite nothing like
That moment you rediscover a song
You once worshipped, or rediscovering
Your self love.

Beware the veelas
They have that invisible cloak of mystery
You did say, in my bed
I'm sure you must replay
That was something I never lacked
mystery

What a dumb thing to write.
But moving a limb, caressing yourself
On Christmas
Eve.