One potato. Two potato, Potato three. Hangs heavy upon the Christmas tree. Swinging there beside the glamorous sparkly baubles. Upon the top a tarty barbie. The residue of Christmas past. When darling daughters played with dolls. Barbie wears a grubby dress. Fake nylon hair a ****** mess. The grandkids stuck on plastic wings. A little authenticity. Teased by the season to be jolly. Phoney grins. Old ladies gins. And buckets of whisky. The lovely old dear is a little bit frisky. Out with the lunch. All sit and munch. Hey **. Hope we have snow. Not a chance. A merry dance in total farce. Ladies and gentlemen. The English lady poet is having a giraffe. She's a little loud. Always proud. What more can I say? (c)LIVVI