My friend published a book of collected Scots Proverbs. 200 pages and more, filled with countless ways of saying "Don't show off."
And that precious wisdom, generations in the making percolated through smokey thatch in dismal dripping glens,
Tattooed into tenement bricks with the soot of dead industry, added to the diet with the excess salt and saturated fat,
Paving the roads on which all ambition travels south, And fizzing through the lager on its way to the head
Now hangs around the kids like the stink around an ashtray and stifles any pride they might invest in themselves.
They will pass it on with their genes and their endless disappointments, despising anyone who rises above the station at which they are eternally delayed.