HAPPINESS COURSES--FOR SALE

We are the uni that teaches Happiness -
remember the H letter
the first course starts next week
the sooner you enrol, the better

25% discount to the first 50 applicants
payment by credit card, cash or bank transfer
our dean was an ex-university philosophy professor
every one of our staff is an H-transmittor

We know your life is miserable
and you need help but have nowhere to go
we shall guide you every step of the way
you will soon be an H-person if our lessons you faithfully follow

Nota bene---no refund will be entertained
Read our Terms And Conditions-- Section Twenty
you will be entitled to a 30% discount for our Advanced H Course
after which we shall award you with an HPD--'Happy Person Degree'