I swear to god I've seen that pole about a kilometer a go I swear to god I've seen that tree barren, wasted of it's leaves I swear to god I've seen that barn bent and crooked on that farm I swear to god ive seen that pond the ugly geese have spooked the swans I swear to god I've crossed these tracks our shocks are shot and so's my back
I swear at god everytime I have to make this god dam drive
I swear to god it always snows humongous flakes, down in droves I swear to god it always rains when the gas tank's almost drained I swear to god the traffics jammed every inch of the trans I swear to god the coffee's weak like the towns, bland and bleak I swear to god it's all the same this road must lead to hells gates
I swear at god everytime I have to make this god dam drive
Anyone who frequently drives on a Canadian prairie highway, this is for you.