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Nov 2015
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....* No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's ******* while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.
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....No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."
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No3: A lady lost three ******* in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear *******!"
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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a ******* approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before ***, I know him he doesn't pay.
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No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of ****. In court his lady lawyer holds his **** out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he ***** with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
johannes masemene
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johannes masemene  johannesburg
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