Mad as a box of frogs they say. Strange expression, so I say. Women kiss frogs who turn into princes. Princesses in fairy tales are always beautiful, princes handsome. This princess only meets toads and all of them *****. On a more serious matter, frogs come from tadpoles in springtime ponds. So how is it that,witches turn princely chaps into ugly toads. Must be using a wobbly wand. So,what becomes of tadpoles, carnivorous creatures stuck in bubbles filled with slime. All spawn of royalty? Awaiting princesses? Prepped by witches perhaps. Crone stirring frogspawn in a ******* floppy hat. Question is, Are princes made for lovely ladies created by the hag ? Tell me do I really need to kiss a frog? Kissed one or two. To no avail. ****** witches. ****** frogs! (C) LIVVI