this officer requires assistance
could you explain to me the difference
between the dealings of a business
and deadly battle for existence

rich eat the poor without resistance
a moral consciousness no hindrance
there's only room if you're the biggest
sounds like survival of the fittest

a pleasantly enough appearance
the lawyers running interference
got to admire their persistence
they have the limbs to go the distance

can't go crying to mommy dearest
she traded in her sweet for sweetest
now has soda with every breakfast
schedule adapted to her dentist

how can we fight this evil menace
when those who tried have been embarrassed
it's hard to **** what has been cherished
both parties guilty in this marriage

chief executives in attendance
we declarate our independence
I have acquired taste for vengeance
the target bearing my resemblance

the picture painfully apparent
oh yes it will be most unpleasant
overindulge antidepressants
solving the problem of my presence