I’m singing the blues Saying good bye to my shoes The red patent high heels With the shine that appeals The shoes that made me feel hot Whether I looked it or not Made me walk with a wiggle Made my back side jiggle Gave me a **** demeanour Made my legs feel leaner Helped me walk tall On the days I felt small The same red shoes, so sweet That are now tight on my feet Which squash my big toe And somehow, they know That I’ve got dickie knees So I’ll never wear skis Not to mention arthritic hips Which cause a total eclipse When I bend over And moreover I walk just like I’ve got off my horse So I’ve got to bid farewell, of course Part company with my lovely red shoes That is why I’m singing the blues …..They should sell on ebay pretty quick ….. I’ll spend the money on a walking stick