This is how to eat a muffin Flip it upside down, unwrap the wrappings Nobody starts at the top in this town Sip a skinny vanilla latte Text your ex, start wondering He'll try you later, of course he's busy. What were you thinking? In what world could this have worked? Your existence is physical, is there any purpose you serve? An actress, a dentist, a model, a florist, a teacher, a songstress I hate to list projects unfinished This is how to eat a muffin You take one bite and leave the rest as a metaphor