You're a trip, ****!
Walking my strip,
Goofy spring in your step
With your ***** and your chick.

You've got nerve, man,
and you can't afford it.
Got no rights to your swagger--
There's no cool to support it.

Learn some new tricks
Long as you're hangin round
Through my night-lit-up window
Bring a pen, write it down.

Toss your coin in a well.
Now dive back in to get it.
Surprise! This well is dry.
Oops! You just smashed your head in.