I love to say that when smug oafs ask what I do and watch the look of horror on their faces, like they just swallowed the *** end of a dead skunk, maggots and all.
It's my job to blurt out the ugly truths most folks won't even think and try to make them beautiful,
to make flowers blossom from the ***** of dead skunks.
Like a weather person, I don't always succeed.
It's not a good job, the pay is ****** and there are no benefits.