I know how to tell a story, spin a web of half true truths
Catch a thousand flies with each and every ruse
Not wanting to tell a story to you, I have to find a way to say..
Last night after you left,
I hopped out of bed and got dressed
Scribbled on some eyebrows and lips
Went on my way with a guy I just met
Stumbled back into bed around six
Brushed my teeth when I woke up at ten

This is what I planned to say

Today,
You came over to shoot the ****
and I lied to your face about all of it