You're Tammy's daughter, right? Yeah. Hi my name is Eric, I'm 28. May I ask your mother for your hand. Dude it's 2006 and I'm 17, I can't get married but go ahead and ask, she'll roundhouse kick you out of the building It's ok we'll wait a year. Can I come and watch you ask?
You need patience
Because the guys from F&B; Are picking up the trays And they've pressed On every single button And need at least 30 seconds In each floor That's 5 minutes before the elevator comes.
And everyone knows you:
"You know you're just like your mother" is he picking a fight "Hi Mona Lisa" *** "What time do you finish" stop asking and tuck in your shirt
And you always smile:
Wiping fingerprints off a glass door "Excuse me, pay I pass?" "You know what, I dare you" One look that says "Feet up" And the sporters are easy going And when their garbage bags weigh About 20 kgs They'll take down their own thrash Because they're "tall and strong" And you're not.
And the strangest things happen:
"Can you two stop having *** on the piano?"
And you learn to connect the dots
"Andy's going to **** you" "Yeah" "What are we going to do" "I have leftover doughnuts. Andy likes doughnuts" "Oh you're fine."
And at the end of the day When you go down to the foyer And find a taxi parked in the middle You don't ask how did it get in here Because you turn the hell around "I can't even process that"