My crisps are potato creations. My chips are micro, that's for sure. Cheese and onion, ready salted, good to munch as snacks. Offer me prawn cocktail crisps. They make me sick, I'll give them back. Smokey bacon, boy I'm quaking, Almost tasting the flavour in anticipation. From my head down to my toes. Smokey bacon crisps, tantalise my nose. They tell me new crisps and fries being created every week. Cheese on toast crisps. Well I never, Roast dinner, sadly missing vegetables. Holy ghost crisps. Gone in a puff of eerie green smoke. Think I'll stick to fries. Can't do salt and vinegar. The pong it makes me feel ill. The taste is even worse. (c)LIVVI