i guess you can only become a poet after having read the brothers karamazov, bolesław prus’ lalka, don quixote, the critique of pure reason kierkegaards’s either / or, russell’s the history of western philosophy... i can’t think of any other way... otherwise you’ll be in the itchy fingers pile of ‘she said, with expressionless mutation how good it was to burn the bridges of madison county and start a cannibalistic ***** colony.’ (wait a minute darwin, why aren’t any eskimos blonde? it’s north enough for them to be bleached scandinavian.)